What follows back of the cut is a short-short I wrote of a scene that never happened in the show, but damned well ought to have: the defective detective being honored at an official ceremony for his work by his city's then real-life mayor (who turned up in the show and got just as peeved at Monk as nearly every real-life celebrity he encountered, much like Dr. Sheldon Cooper later on in The Big Bang Theory...except Monk's not nearly as obnoxious). Let me know what you think.
( Mr. Monk and the Medal of Honor )
I met Joe when he was a main guest at Conterpoint III (NEFilk X) in the summer of 2000, when I was still on staff (I drew up the CD package). We almost used his parody "A White Space Suit (And A Pink Crustacean)" as the CD title, but the concom couldn't get rights to its original music in the end, so the art reflected it even though the title was completely unrelated. He was very friendly and encouraging to me then, and even though we found ourselves at loggerheads later on when he turned up on Facebook due to political disagreement, he was still respectful and courteous. And he was the only one I ever heard of to not only sing the songs from the late Manly Wade Wellman's Silver John stories, but actually record them on a CD. A tremendous loss to filk and music in general.
Deepest sympathies to his family (wife Cher, their four children, several siblings, and grandchildren), friends, colleagues and fans, and thanks to the man himself for a lifetime of music and good works.
Casey's distinctive voice was part of the soundtrack of my childhood and adolescence from almost as far back as I was capable of listening to radio and watching TV; he recorded a plethora of voices for characters on animated cartoon TV shows in the 1960s, '70s and '80s, of which Scooby-Doo's stoner pal Shaggy was only the most famous; he also was the voice of Batman's sidekick Robin in the various incarnations of Super Friends, and even played the Hobbit Merry in Rankin-Bass' serviceable animated adaptation of Tolkien's The Return of the King (long before Peter Jackson got his mitts on it). But it was as host of the seminal radio countdown show American Top 40 that he made the largest impact on me; I listened religiously every week when I lived within broadcast range of a station carrying it to see how the day's pop and rock singles moved up and down the chart, hear Casey tell background stories about the people who sang them, and listen to his admittedly sometimes schmaltzy "Long Distance Dedications" from listeners all over the USA and around the world (his show was carried on Armed Forces Radio, so he got a lot of requests from service personnel at forward bases). For awhile I even kept written lists of the songs on each show and their movements...even after he left the show and Ryan Seacrest added hosting it to his ever-growing list of jobs. Along with the late Dick Clark, Casey kept his finger on the pulse of popular music even long after it would seem to have passed his generation by.
He was also a tireless activist for a number of causes dear to my own heart, including affordable housing, environmentalism and animal rights, and against stereotyping and maltreatment of Arab-Americans in and out of show business—a cause which sadly has only gotten more important, not less, in the decade and change since 9/11. And he backed Democratic candidates from Jesse Jackson to Dennis Kuchinich in several Presidential races, with his name, his time, his wealth and his talent.
My heart broke to read stories of the dissension between members of his family as he got older and sicker, and the news of his death came almost as a mercy after all of this. Deepest sympathies nonetheless to them all, including second wife Jean and his three children; to all who knew and loved and worked with him or were colleagues; and to his many fans, in whose number Your Humble still unabashedly counts himself...and to the man himself, a heartfelt "thank you" for decades of entertainment and the hope his soul is finally at peace.
( In which we get on the road far too late in the day, get soaked for a last-second hotel room. get splashed at the local Sea World-type park and get a taste of the pampas. )
If he'd never done anything more than breathe life into a hard-bitten Hollywood gumshoe named Eddie Valiant in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (arguably the most amazing combo of live-action and animation since another film by the Disney studio, Fantasia, at the time), I'd consider him worth remembering. But he did so many other wonderful bits of stage, film and TV work over 3.5 decades...and no matter what his look, his accent, his lines or his behavior, when his balding mug was on screen, you just simply couldn't take your eyes off it. Even in a minor role like the obnoxious screenwriter Stanley Gould in a 1986 bit of cinematic fluff called Sweet Liberty, directed by and starring Alan Alda, Bob made the most of it, committing gleeful, shameless grand larceny on every scene he was in...and you invariably enjoyed the living daylights out of watching him do it.
Deepest sympathies to his two wives and four children, the rest of his family, friends, colleagues, co-workers and his many, many fans, in whose number Your Humble proudly counts himself. Thank you, sir, for a lifetime of hard work keeping us all entertained...and I hope your soul is at peace and free of pain at last.
From his very earliest days (literally; at 18 months he was already toddling on a vaudeville stage with his parents), Mr. Rooney entertained us all so much for so long it's not even funny (although most of the time he surely was). Even after child and then teen stardom faded and personal problems with marriages and money (he walked up the aisle no less than eight times, prompting him to joke, "My marriage license reads, 'To whom it may concern'"), he was still able to reinvent himself as a character actor and voice artist. My personal favorite perf of his is his voicing of the title character in the classic Rankin-Bass animated TV special Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town; but he had so many others you could spend at least a full day or two watching them before you ran across a single dud—and I'd bet real money you wouldn't find one.
When you have talents no less than Cary Grant, Anthony Quinn and Sir Laurence freakin' Olivier all name you as the best actor they know in Hollywood, your career has to have had something going for it besides longevity and perseverance—though the Mick had both and to spare. He passed away peacefully, from all accounts, surrounded by his family; deepest and most sincere condolences to them, as well as his many friends, colleagues and fans. And to his own eternal soul (should he or any of us turn out to actually have one), wherever it may now reside: thank you, sir, and I pray you have at last found peace.
Your Humble Correspondent, like many who care about social justice and equality for all under the law, has been of two minds in rather bitter conflict about the news of the passing of Rev. Fred Phelps, notorious founder, pastor and paterfamilias of Topeka, Kansas' Westboro Baptist Church, at the age of 84 of what so far has only been described as "natural causes" after a long illness and hospitalization.
( Cut to save your f-page space (and possibly your blood pressure). )- Robt. A. Heinlein, "Life-Line," short story first published in Astounding Stories of Super-Science magazine (now Analog), 1939
New Jersey Star-Ledger columnist Paul Mulshine thinks Gov. Chris Christie has torpedoed any hopes he might have had of winning the Republican presidential nod two years hence with the latest decision of his
In fairness, two points:
- Strictly speaking, NJ isn't banning the sale of Tesla cars (or any electric cars) at all, despite all the hysterical "Tesla Banned in NJ" headlines; they're just insisting that e-car makers play by the same rules old-line carmakers have to follow in the state. There is a legit "level playing field" and "unfair advantage" argument to be made here...but as the political consultants say, the optics are very bad for the "17 millionaires in each legislative district" NJCAR has in the state...especially considering that every last red cent of the lobbying cash on this issue has been from their side. They're also very bad for Christie, both as governor and as a prospective candidate for the White House in 2016, since he gives every appearance of (a) having been bought and paid for by NJCAR and (b) standing in the way of business innovation, usually anathema in the GOP.
- Personally, I do think buying a car (or a house, for that matter) shouldn't be the same as buying an iPad; this is a way more major purchase, and there's something to be said for physically going to a brick-and-mortar store, kicking the tires and test-driving the merchandise before signing on the proverbial dotted line. But as the article notes, there's also something to be said for the (significant) cost savings of cutting out the middleman...and again, it sure as hell looks like the old guard is trying to stifle progress and competition for its own self-interest, with help from the current administration in Trenton.
But given that so much has been discovered about the universe and our place in it during the intervening decades, there is certainly at least some justification for an update in this case. And I felt more sanguine about the news once I learned three things that greatly lessened the likelihood of the new show being a desecration of the original: 1) famed astronomer Neil deGrasse Tyson (arguably the new Sagan of his generation, and a protegé of his) would be hosting and producing; 2) Sagan's widow Ann Druyan, who co-produced the original, is also heavily involved; and 3) cable's National Geographic Channel would be airing it, along with the Fox broadcast network. (And isn't that a step up? I can remember when nobody but PBS would go near this sort of material for fear of ratings disaster. Yes, I know, I'm showing my age. Now you kids get offa my lawn.)
Even better for us over here on the Dark Continent, NGC's African channel Nat Geo Wild gets the show about a week after its US airing, and is airing it here as well. Now we've finally seen the first episode, and it does seem a promising start, maintaining the spirit of the original while incorporating new data and material (Tyson's recollection of his own visit to Sagan in his Ithaca, NY home is especially apt and moving)—not to mention fabulously updated graphics and special effects. However....
( Long angry nerd nitpicking rant back of the cut. Don't say you weren't warned. )
( What Mr. Cook said and my reaction, cut to save your F-page space. )
In Memoriam: Harold Allen Ramis, 1944-2014
Mar. 3rd, 2014 11:12 amDeath takes the innocent young,
The rolling in money,
The screamingly funny
And those who are very well hung.
—W. H. Auden
One of the finest examples of Auden's third category ever to come out of that superstar-comedian factory known as Chicago's Second City troupe is lost to us now. Actor-director-writer Harold Ramis, perhaps best known for his portrayal of bespectacled, deadpan occult scientist Dr. Egon Spengler in the two Ghostbusters films and his masterwork Groundhog Day, has died at 69 after a long struggle with autoimmune inflammatory vasculitis that for a while had cost him his ability to walk. His hometown paper has an obit for him here. He passed away a week ago, on Feb. 24, and I only just learned of it yesterday through reading a remembrance of him in the latest issue of Time magazine, written by his friend and sometime director Ivan Reitman.
At last night's 86th annual Academy Awards ceremony in Hollywood, CA, Ramis' longtime friend and frequent comedic partner-in-crime Bill Murray, appearing as the cinematography award presenter, managed to sneak in a tribute to his old pal, with whom he'd ironically been on the outs for the past decade. (Reports indicate, however, that they did patch things up prior to Ramis' death, and that Murray even visited him at his home in his final days.) I am now informed that the producers of the Oscarcast did in fact include a formal tribute to him in their memorial segment—which relieves me greatly; not having done so would have been a scandal to the jaybirds, as Ramis made possible some of the industry's biggest paydays over his long career. (You can read about Murray's effort to honor his friend here.)
He was also responsible for some of the finest, funniest, most entertaining hours Your Humble (and millions of others) ever spent sitting in front of screens both large and small. Deepest sympathies to his two wives and three children, the rest of his relations, Mr. Murray and his other collaborators and friends, and his many fans. I hope and pray to whatever God or gods there be that he knew before he left us how much he was loved and appreciated, and what a mark he made on our culture. As Murray put it in a formal statement, Harold Ramis "earned his keep on this planet"...in spades.
Less than two years after losing his dear wife Paula to a sudden stroke, and his mother before that to illness, he has now also lost their daughter Amanda to as-yet-unspecified causes at the age of only 33. He apparently went to her room yesterday morning to wake her and found her lying still in bed, with neither breath nor pulse. His LJ and Dreamwidth pages contain more details.
My heart, thoughts and prayers are with him, as are my dear Songbird's, and those of many, many others. Nobody deserves this much bad luck in such a short time, certainly not someone as good and giving and loving a friend, husband and father as Bill...and no parent should ever have to bury their own child. Their family roots are in East Texas, where my step-dad's are also and where my late mother lived out her last couple of decades. Sarge, please know we are at your disposal should there be anything we can do to help you get through yet another unimaginably difficult time.
Update, 2/11/2014, 1:09p EST: Bill and Amanda's sister Grace have announced funeral arrangements for Amanda on Facebook. She will be laid to rest Thursday in Pasadena, MD. The funeral home's memorial page for her is here.
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Nelson Mandela, the most renowned former prisoner of South Africa's infamous apartheid régime, ultimate conqueror of that régime (admittedly, with a ton of help, both at home and worldwide), first black president of his nation and global ambassador for tolerance and human dignity (not only in racial matters but also for those of minority sexuality and afflicted with HIV/AIDS), has finally died today. He went peacefully in his home, in the tony Houghton Estate area of Johannesburg - and how could he ever possibly have imagined one day living there, back in the horrific days of beatings, persecutions, arrests, trials and those endless nights of solitude in a cell on Robben Island?
There will be many tributes to him, verbal and visual, musical and poetic and prose, in the coming weeks and beyond. But I think best-selling author Brad Meltzer has already posted one of the most succinct, fitting and meaningful ones on his Facebook page here. And if you need the details, BBC News has a decent obit for the man here. As Brad points out, Mandela's very middle name translates to English as "troublemaker"...so one could argue that God or fate (take your pick) had tagged him for all of this from the beginning.
A year ago, I would have been heartbroken enough to hear this news...but it bites even harder now, as my Songbird and I have been residents of South Africa's closest neighbor country for five months and have visited several times, including shortly after the weekend of Mandela's birthday earlier this year. Our hearts go out to his family and surviving friends, and to his nation's people of all colors, creeds and walks of life, whose lives have been made immeasurably better for his having lived...not to mention many, many more the world over.
Rest well, Tata ("grandfather" in one of the several official languages of his country, as he was often called), and know you have the eternal gratitude of all in this world who care about equality and justice.
Well...now all of a sudden it is Sunday morning and I have utterly failed to get in touch with or see anyone not related by marriage. And we still have packing, picking up a few last-minute things, visiting SB's dad's grave and her family one last time, checking in to our flights, getting our bags wrapped and checked and returning the rental car prior to getting into that inevitably horridly crowded TSA line to board our flight back.
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. I was so preoccupied with all the above that I failed you all, and I am truly, dreadfully sorry. SB should not — repeat, NOT — be blamed for any of this. I will be glad to contact any or all of you at the next opportunity between now and our arrival home in Mbabane on Tuesday, or thereafter. I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive my poor planning and lack of nerve and/or common sense.
This trip is partly to give at least one of us the chance to spend at least one of the year-ending holidays with family; partly intended as mental-health therapy for Your Humble, who is not adjusting to the new life abroad nearly as well as he'd hoped; and partly as a chance to restock some retail items that are pure unobtainium where we live now (or else ridonkulously spendy to get).
Anyone wishing to speak with and/or see us while we are here should let us know pronto, as we are due on a plane back Sunday night, Dec. 1st. My US cell phone is getting its first use as anything other than a PDA in months, and the number is available by private message for them as wants it.
*Like this: Driving from Mbabane to Johannesburg for four hours, then flying several hours to Amsterdam on KLM; then flying several more hours to JFK after a brief excursion into downtown Amsterdam, where we got to visit the Sex Museum - yes, that's a real thing - and shop at an actual European Christmas market); then flying several more hours to JFK, where we had failed to arrange a rental car or hotel room in advance and thus had to quickly book a room at an airport hotel (far too much $$$ for far too little space - pretty much a broom closet with a bed and a toilet); then online-booking both and a taxi this morning to the rental agency and a rainy drive down through NYC and the Turnpike that also took far too long (would you believe a full half-hour between exits 9 and 8A at 5 miles per? If you live in the area, of course you would); and finally settling into our intended hotel room, about a half-hour or so from beautiful downtown Freehold. The one good bit: a chance to stop at the original Nathan's Famous hot dog stand in Coney Island, which I somehow missed visiting in seven years as a NYC resident, for lunch.
NEW ORIGINAL SONG for post-Veterans' Day
Nov. 15th, 2013 03:23 amAs another 11th of November fades into the rear-view mirror, I found myself thinking about all the veterans needlessly suffering in our country of late - many homeless, jobless, with maladies and injuries both visible and not going untreated, or poorly treated. Not having any cash to donate to an appropriate charity, I decided to channel my inner Bruce Springsteen and write a song in hopes of inspiring others to donate. The result linked below is a first draft being stored on Evernote; any and all constructive criticism welcomed.
Forgotten Warriors
African Journal: Playing catch-up
Oct. 10th, 2013 07:02 pm( In which we finally encounter African fandom, get some new neighbors and have to haul Songbird to an eye doctor. )
So...howzabout you?