My new brand name

This is too funny not to pass on... The Design Conspiracy's Brand Name Generator says:
"Your new brand is... Lascivio®
Your brand will be unique because it denotes: passion for satisfaction"
For some who have known me of old, this will seem entirely apropos.

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