Today's lesson in prudent management

[thatcrazycajun]

This just in, via my boss' fax machine:

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office, but she was quite happily married. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you." The girl looked at him, then said, "NO."

Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her husband .... so she called him and explained the situation.

Her husband said, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down."

She agreed and accepted Eddie's proposal.

Over half an hour went by and the husband was still waiting for his wife's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the husband called and asked what happened.

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard threw it down all in quarters!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

Comments

[scruffycritter.livejournal.com]

I was going to guess pennies.