Channeling my inner Capitol Steps

[thatcrazycajun]

ANYONE, PLEASE, BUT ROMNEY!
Music: "Windy" by Ruthann Friedman ©1967, as recorded by The Association
Parody Lyrics: TCC

[Tea Partiers:]

We are today's Republican Party

Growling at ev'rybody we see;

Whom do we want on 2012's ticket?

Anyone, please, but Romney!

Ron and Michelle we loved for a moment,

The two Ricks and Herman polled superbly;

Who do we think can take back the White House?

Anyone, please, but Romney!

'Cause Romney has flip-flop eyes;

He says he's like us—he lies!

His rhetoric never flies

Or gets too loud...

Turns off the crowds!

[Mitt Romney:]
Ranting, it's true, I never do go there,

But Massachusetts voted for me!

[Tea Partiers:]

You built Obamacare 1.0 there—

No, we don't want you, Romney!

You ran once before in vain;

Nobody jumped on your train.

You couldn't beat John McCain!

How lame is that?

He's old and fat!

We're gonna make Barack a one-termer,

Not with a moderate empty suit;

We're going with a fresh new contender --

Ev'ryone knows that it's....Newt!

Parody lyrics ©2011 and beyond by Matt G. Leger. Any use for profit requires prior written consent from all copyright holders; all other uses of lyrics alone permitted so long as this credit is retained unaltered. No infringement on existing copyrights is intended or should be inferred.

Comments

[thnidu.livejournal.com]

OMG. How... fine.

[lemmozine.livejournal.com]

Here comes the new Newt. Same as the old Newt.

Is Mitt short for Mitten? Did his folks want a kitten?

Gosh, you made me feel all rhyme-y.

[admnaismith.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's GOOD!

[sodyera.livejournal.com]

The Representative from New York votes LOL & a Thumbs Up!

[asg-qa-s7.livejournal.com]

Well done!