V-Day weekend grab bag

[thatcrazycajun]

Still think there's actually such a thing as "clean coal"? Sadly, so does our President...but AlterNet explains why there isn't:
Don't Be Fooled Like Obama: The Top Five Myths About Coal

Guess what political entity has the world's longest constitution? It's not some country whose name ends in "-stan" or a former Soviet client nation...but the state next door to us right here in Georgia, according to NPR:
Retired Auburn Professor Leads Court Fight to Scrap Alabama's 300,000-Word, 700-Amendment Constitution

American Public Radio's Marketplace reports that the folks up in Redmond, WA are regarding Apple Inc.'s retail-store empire with envious eyes...and slowly and surely(?) drawing their plans against it:
Microsoft Retail Stores Coming Soon to A Mall Near You

A Time.com columnist notes that the Religious Reich, led by their recently failed GOP Presidential contender, is now calling the Congressional stimulus bill "anti-Christian":
What the @#$! Is Mike Huckabee Talking About?

Did you ever wonder what it would be like to be the dumber half of cartoons' most inept world-beating mouse team? Thanks to MilkAndCookies.com, now you can find out:
Pinky & the Brain: The Pinky P.O.V.

Comments

[redaxe.livejournal.com]

Georgia borders no states ending in "-stan" (although Azerbaijan comes close :-)

Also, please note that the theme carefully does not specify which mouse is a genius, and which is insane, merely that they're distinct from each other. I have long wondered which is which, or whether they don't swap roles regularly.