A truly evil idea: Your Rule 34 story

[thatcrazycajun]

Thanks to the_sheryl, browngirl and thnidu, yesterday I learned about Rule 34: "If you can imagine it, somewhere on the Internet there is porn about it." I had not previously known about this rule, but now that I do, the possibilities are simply mind-boggling. It started with Mark posting the following quote from dsgood in his LJ:

A bit of googling turned up fan fiction about Ayn Rand; George Washington; and Margaret Thatcher. So far, none which has them in a threeway.

After spending half an hour trying desperately to remove that appalling image from my head, I had a truly Dr. Horrible-esque notion: Let's get the friends list together and really give people some brain-scrubbing to do. What's the wildest and most bizarre Rule 34 porn you can imagine—or have actually found? Post a brief description here. (Though you'll have to go some to top that threeway listed above.)

Comments

[voiceofkiki.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I think the day Rule 34 really cemented in my brain was the day I actually ran across Blue's Clues fan fic... of an adult nature.

Blue's Clues!

Keep in mind there's only ever ONE human in the show at a time. The rest are cartoon animals or anthropomorphic household items. The only way to get human-only interaction in this world (barring a Mary Sue sorta fing) is an incestuous relationship between Steve and his brother Joe. Sadly, Steve/Joe slash is the most acceptable version of BC fanfic. *shudder*

Try feeling positive about the world after running across that.

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

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[lemmozine.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure who the other people are, but John McCain plays an evil Scoutmaster. (My apologies to anyone who may have been in the scouts.) And Jerry Falwell plays a pagan priestess. And it involves ALL of the Flintstones, including Dino.

[sffilk.livejournal.com]

Osama bin Laden, Mahmoud Ahmedinejad, Yassir Arafat, Muammar Ghadafi, the head of Hamas, the head of Fatah (Hataf in Hebrew) in an orgy - and then broadcasting it to the world.

[archiver-tim.livejournal.com]

I can think of a Adolf Hitler, Ava Braun(sp?), Herman Goring (sp?) and Toyko Rose orgy, but dammed if I am going to search the internet for that.

[wouldyoueva.livejournal.com]

I think I would find Sarah Palin/Hillary Clinton slash horrifying. (Now Michael Palin/Bill Clinton slash--well, that would just be bizarre.)

Most bizarre fan fiction I ever read online? A "sequel" to TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD where Scout is ga-ga for Dill. Hello? you idiot, DILL IS GAY!

I don't even want to think of slash set in anything Jack ever wrote.

[thnidu.livejournal.com]

"DILL IS GAY!"

Did reality (within the story continuity) EVER stop a slash writer? Classic slash pairing: Spock/Kirk. I rest my case.