NEW FILK: Free Calling

[thatcrazycajun]

FREE CALLING
Music: "Free Fallin'" by Tom Petty and Jeff Lynne
Parody Lyrics: Matt G. Leger

I'm a good guy, love my mama
And obey laws as much as I can
But I'm flat broke most of the time now
After payin' for my cell-phone plan

It's a long day working all over
On the freeway for half of my day
Gotta call home and work and the plumber
And there's one thing I just gotta say

Chorus:
   I want free, free calling
  Give me free, free calling

All the vampires at Sprint and Verizon
Bleeding me dry with endless high bills
And the damned thing don't even work sometimes
When I pass through long tunnels and hills
Repeat Chorus

I want no fees for quick cancellation
I want all of the perks you can get
Lots of minutes that always roll over
Can you hear me? Am I getting through yet?
Repeat Chorus

Parody lyrics ©2008 by Matt G. Leger. Public performance or recording for profit requires prior written consent from all copyright holders. All other uses of these lyrics freely permitted so long as this notice is retained unaltered. Not intended as infringement on any existing copyrights.

Comments

[anaisdjuna.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah.

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[jannyblue.livejournal.com]

I hear you on that...

[sffilk.livejournal.com]

sounds like it's a good song.

As far as calling, considering that I use about 1000 minutes a year..............................................