Your vile pun for today

[thatcrazycajun]

I have just learned that there is a fine and prestigious vineyard in Bordeaux, France called Château de Pez, which sells wines under that name.

This, of course, means that the very instant your waitron or sommelier serves it to you, s/he becomes...
...a Pez dispenser!

(ducks his head to await the inevitable onslaught of thrown peanuts and other, larger objects)

Comments

[sodyera.livejournal.com]

I am imagining wine bottles with funny heads ir cartoon figures on them.
Or wine-flavoured candy!

[redaxe.livejournal.com]

Saw that one coming a few parsecs out.

One from me the other day:

Part of my job is making maps. A banker asked for a map of Europe, with various countries highlighted.

I asked the person who does client liaison work how old the banker was. He said the guy was a true baby banker (young, probably still going for an MBA) and asked why.

I told him that it's our new policy: No countries for old men.

*g,d,rvvvf*