NEW INSTA-FILK: How the Shrub Stole Christmas

[thatcrazycajun]

(To the tune of "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch," music by Albert Hague, lyrics by Theodore "Dr. Seuss" Geisel, as sonorously sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft in Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas)

You're a mean one, Mr. Bush,
To kill S-CHIP today;
While some people give kids presents,
You give them a bill to pay,
Mr. Bu-u-u-u-ush!
(Spoken) What you are is something I can't...
(Sung) Politely sa-a-a-ay!

You're a foul one, Mr. Bush,
To let our youth get sick;
Up your brain there's clotted suet,
Up somewhere else there's a stick,
Mr. Bu-u-u-u-ush!
(Spoken) Someone ought to give you a...
(Sung) Very swift ki-i-i-ick!

You're a vile one, Mr. Bush,
Your heart's an empty sack;
Now the states will have to scramble
For the funds their programs lack,
Mr. Bu-u-u-u-ush!
(Spoken) I wish they'd haul you off to jail to...
(Sung) Never come ba-a-a-ack!

You're a scoundrel, Mr. Bush,
Your soul's a toxic dump;
If you were in charge of stockings,
Each would be filled with a lump,
Mr. Bu-u-u-u-ush!
(Spoken) The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote...
(Sung) Cheap! Chimp! Chump!

Parody lyrics ®2007 by Matt G. Leger. Any use for profit requires prior written consent of all copyright holders. All other uses of lyrics freely permitted so long as this notice is retained unaltered.

Comments

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

good for a *chuckle*....

Although I disagree with the last line. Chump is debatable. Chimp is insulting to primates, who are better socialized. They only fling poo; he flings missiles and American GI's, which while they start out cleaner, make far more of a mess... and cheap? Maybe cheap on social programs, but very expensive otherwise.

Oh, and what happened to the thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole? Is that's what's stuck up his PG-13?

[osewalrus.livejournal.com]

Nice one.