Where's Cancer Man when you really need him?

[thatcrazycajun]

Iran's motor-mouthed president Mahmoud Ahmedinejad (pronounced, "I'm-a-need-a-jihad") has just opened up his piehole again, bragging that his country's nuclear-energy (and, some believe, nuclear-weaponry) program is "irreversible." (See Reuters report here.)

Such a pity The X-Files was only fiction; that shadowy cabal headed up by William B. Davis' old character, the Cigarette Smoking Man, could actually be of some use now. I can just hear him saying, "That lunatic asshole running Iran has shot his mouth off once too often. Send a squad to Tehran to take care of him; I want to be reading about his funeral in the Washington Post by the weekend."

Comments

[scifantasy.livejournal.com]

"irreversible."

"Like my raincoat!"

[shelleybear.livejournal.com]

Iran's motor-mouthed president

Hey, our "motor-mouthed" president has more power and bigger guns.

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

And if he had any sense, he'd say, "OK, fine, but if you ever use them, an SSBN is gonna come blow you straight to Paradise, where you'll find out that it's 72 Virginians that are gonna whup your butt!"

I wouldn't mind so much if the Current Motormouth were a student of the Ryan Doctrine... but he hasta get all up in arms and send entire freaking divisions over there when one competent Navy attack squadron could take care of the frelling problem.... see also, Khadafy and the Lockerbie bombers... and the Marines wonder why the few good men (and women) left won't volunteer or re-up.