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thatcrazycajunA brand-new LJ "mad-lib" meme, cooked up special for you by moi: Fill in the blanks with numbered answers and post here. Repost the template to your own LJ.
James Bond is ___1____ in ___2____ with a ___3___ when he (a) receives a transmission from M; (b) is attacked by ___4___ with ___5___; (c) finds that the ___3___ is suddenly trying to kill him with a ___6___. He (a) answers the call and heads for MI6 HQ; (b) fends off his attackers by using ___7___; (c) kills the turncoat with a ___8___. The opening title sequence begins and shows women ___9___ with ___10___. The title song is sung by ___11___. Bond arrives at HQ, where M tells him that ___12___ is (a) missing and presumed dead (b) buying up all the ___13___ in the world (c) has been linked to ___14___, which has been (a) destroyed; (b) stolen; (c) kidnapped. Q provides him with new gadgets including ___15___ and ___16___. Bond is sent to ___17___, where he hooks up with ___18___, an ally who provides him key information. As he leaves 18, he is attacked by ___19___ and escapes in a ___20___. He spends the evening at a ___21___ and meets a beautiful woman, ___22___, who is (a) a CIA agent also working on the case; (b) a paid assassin for the villain; (c) a rival of the villain's who wants to help Bond; (d) the villain's former (i) employee; (ii) friend; (iii) business partner with plans to the villain's secret fortress hideout. Bond locates the villain's secret HQ in a ___23___ at/in/under ___24___ and infiltrates the place by ___25___. Accompanied by (a) no one; (b) 18; (c) 22, he locates the ___14___ which was (a) stolen; (b) kidnapped; (c) thought destroyed, grabs same and is on his way out when he is captured by the villain, who turns out to be none other than ___26___, in the hideout's ___27___. The villain outlines his mad scheme to Bond and then (a) orders him killed; (b) places him in a ___28___ for torture/killing; (c) attempts to persuade Bond to join him/her. Bond then escapes using (a) 15; (b) 16; (c) a ___29___ he finds in the vicinity. He (a) kills the villain using (i) 15; (ii) 16; (iii) a ___30___; (b) locks the villain in a (31); (c) turns the villain to his side and takes him/her with him as he escapes the hideout, destroying the place in the process by ___31___. He ends up in ___32___ with (a) 18; (b) 22; (c) 26 and is about to ___33___ when he is attacked by (a) 22b; (b) 4; (c) 3, who isn't dead after all. He survives by using ___34___ and clinches for a kiss. Closing credits roll.
If you need help:
1. Name your favorite kind of relaxation and/or sexual activity.
2. Name exotic foreign location you've always wanted to visit.
3. Name a kind of female worker.
4. Name a kind of person who might try to kill Bond.
5. Name a weapon or common object that can be used to kill someone.
6. Another like #5 above (not the same one).
7. Name an attribute or skill Bond is known to possess (or make one up!).
8. Name an unusual object that could conceivably be redesigned by Q Branch to be lethal in some way.
9. Name a verb describing an activity that can be or has been done sensually by women in a Bond film's opening titles.
10. Name an object usable in performing #9 above.
11 Name your favorite singer or musical group (ideally female, but a male can be used).
12. Name a famous person.
13. Name an unusual sort of commodity bought and sold on world markets (or that could be).
14. Name a military or recreational vessel (example: "the Queen Mary"), a relative of #12 above, or a highly specialized technological/military device.
15-16. Another like #8 above (not the same one).
17. Another like #2 above (not the same one).
18. Name a character who has been a past Bond ally, or create an interesting one of your own.
19. Name a past Bond hired assassin (examples: Oddjob, Jaws, Nick Nack), or create an interesting one of your own.
20. Name a type of publicly available conveyance Bond can commandeer (examples: taxicab, Venetian gondola, helicopter).
21. Name an entertainment venue (examples: casino, bullring, horse/car racetrack).
22. Name a past Bond girl (examples: Pussy Galore, Jinx, Dr. Holly Goodhead), or create an interesting one of your own.
23. Name an exotic architectural or geographical marvel (examples: volcano caldera, cavern, undersea trench).
24. Name a famous location where one might find #23 above.
25. Name a method Bond has used/could use to sneak into a villain's lair (examples: swimming in with scuba gear, posing as a uniformed guard).
26. Pick a past Bond villain, or create an interesting one of your own. (It can even be one of the people you've used so far.)
27. Pick a room or other location that might be found in the type of hideout you've chosen.
28. Name an exotic object that could be/has been used as a Bond death-trap (examples: pool of sharks, airtight tank, sand pit).
29. Name an object that could be/has been used by Bond to escape a villain's clutches and that might be found in your chosen hideout.
30. Use some other weapon or object not previously used for killing; the sillier, the better!
31. Name a way Bond has destroyed/could destroy a villain's hideout (examples: programming a computer to self-destruct, setting off a bomb, turning off defence shields).
32. Name an emergency escape conveyance (examples: inflatable life raft, escape pod, Chinese junk).
33. Name another like #1 above (not the same one).
34. Name an object that might be found in #32 above.
If you need help:
1. Name your favorite kind of relaxation and/or sexual activity.
2. Name exotic foreign location you've always wanted to visit.
3. Name a kind of female worker.
4. Name a kind of person who might try to kill Bond.
5. Name a weapon or common object that can be used to kill someone.
6. Another like #5 above (not the same one).
7. Name an attribute or skill Bond is known to possess (or make one up!).
8. Name an unusual object that could conceivably be redesigned by Q Branch to be lethal in some way.
9. Name a verb describing an activity that can be or has been done sensually by women in a Bond film's opening titles.
10. Name an object usable in performing #9 above.
11 Name your favorite singer or musical group (ideally female, but a male can be used).
12. Name a famous person.
13. Name an unusual sort of commodity bought and sold on world markets (or that could be).
14. Name a military or recreational vessel (example: "the Queen Mary"), a relative of #12 above, or a highly specialized technological/military device.
15-16. Another like #8 above (not the same one).
17. Another like #2 above (not the same one).
18. Name a character who has been a past Bond ally, or create an interesting one of your own.
19. Name a past Bond hired assassin (examples: Oddjob, Jaws, Nick Nack), or create an interesting one of your own.
20. Name a type of publicly available conveyance Bond can commandeer (examples: taxicab, Venetian gondola, helicopter).
21. Name an entertainment venue (examples: casino, bullring, horse/car racetrack).
22. Name a past Bond girl (examples: Pussy Galore, Jinx, Dr. Holly Goodhead), or create an interesting one of your own.
23. Name an exotic architectural or geographical marvel (examples: volcano caldera, cavern, undersea trench).
24. Name a famous location where one might find #23 above.
25. Name a method Bond has used/could use to sneak into a villain's lair (examples: swimming in with scuba gear, posing as a uniformed guard).
26. Pick a past Bond villain, or create an interesting one of your own. (It can even be one of the people you've used so far.)
27. Pick a room or other location that might be found in the type of hideout you've chosen.
28. Name an exotic object that could be/has been used as a Bond death-trap (examples: pool of sharks, airtight tank, sand pit).
29. Name an object that could be/has been used by Bond to escape a villain's clutches and that might be found in your chosen hideout.
30. Use some other weapon or object not previously used for killing; the sillier, the better!
31. Name a way Bond has destroyed/could destroy a villain's hideout (examples: programming a computer to self-destruct, setting off a bomb, turning off defence shields).
32. Name an emergency escape conveyance (examples: inflatable life raft, escape pod, Chinese junk).
33. Name another like #1 above (not the same one).
34. Name an object that might be found in #32 above.
