Just when you thought
Eric Schwartz's "Charliesomething" was the most brain-hurting, offensive desecration of a certain group of beloved childhood icons yet conceived, along comes a young comic-book artist named
Jason Yungbluth with
this, which I condemned myself to eternal damnation by purchasing in author-signed dead-tree form at Dragon*Con yesterday:
Out in Sebastopol, CA, poor old
Sparky Schulz is doing 500 RPMs in his grave about now... (And how incredible a coincidence is it that
the Drifters appeared on the webcast of the Jerry Lewis Telethon to sing "Charlie Brown" at the very instant I began posting this?)