"If I had been in charge of reorganizing the government's security agencies into a homeland defense organization, I would have divided the responsibilities into two agencies: the Bureau of What the Fuck Was That?! and the Department of What the Fuck Are We Gonna Do Now?"
—George Carlin, in his book When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, Hyperion, 2004, pg. 159
—George Carlin, in his book When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, Hyperion, 2004, pg. 159