So the Songbird and I finally went to see Spider-Man 3 yesterday. And it was okay—kinda like the Empire Strikes Back of the Spidey trilogy—but one thing bothers me...
Toward film's end, the Osborn family butler comes to Harry Osborn and claims to have firsthand factual evidence that Spider-Man did not, in fact, kill Harry's father Norman, as Harry has insisted on believing till now, but that Norman accidentally killed himself. And he's held onto that information, not telling Harry, until right after Spider-Man is called out by Venom and the Sandman. This revelation instantly wipes out Harry's lust for Pete's blood and convinces him to go help Pete fight off the baddies and save Mary Jane Watson's life.
So lemme see if I got this straight...This faithful retainer kept his yap shut about this stuff for years now. Why didn't he tell Harry this right after it happened? Or at least sooner than this, say about a year ago when Harry was secretly training himself to use his daddy's Green Goblin gadgets to wreak violent vengeance upon Peter Parker, AKA Spidey (don't you dare try and tell me Jeeves-or-whatsisname didn't notice)? Seems to me this butler could have saved Harry, Peter, MJ and a whole lot of other people a big fat mess of unnecessary grief and carnage by coming forward sooner with what he knew.
But that's just me and my aversion to pat plot-resolution contrivances, I guess.
So lemme see if I got this straight...This faithful retainer kept his yap shut about this stuff for years now. Why didn't he tell Harry this right after it happened? Or at least sooner than this, say about a year ago when Harry was secretly training himself to use his daddy's Green Goblin gadgets to wreak violent vengeance upon Peter Parker, AKA Spidey (don't you dare try and tell me Jeeves-or-whatsisname didn't notice)? Seems to me this butler could have saved Harry, Peter, MJ and a whole lot of other people a big fat mess of unnecessary grief and carnage by coming forward sooner with what he knew.
But that's just me and my aversion to pat plot-resolution contrivances, I guess.
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Date: 2007-05-18 04:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-18 06:18 pm (UTC)Great minds think alike
Date: 2007-05-18 10:04 pm (UTC)Of course I suppose it's possible that James Franco could have wanted out of the series, or wanted to go out in a spectacular fashion, or something. Hard to say.
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Date: 2007-05-18 06:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-18 06:48 pm (UTC)Well, it's a comic book on film
Date: 2007-05-18 10:06 pm (UTC)