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thatcrazycajunYou can tell I have waaay too much free time on my hands, can't you?
SHE'S ALWAYS A WEREWOLF TO ME
Music: "She's Always a Woman" by Billy Joel / Parody Lyrics by Matt G. Leger
Chords courtesy of guntheranderson.com
Dedicated to Nina Ash and Angel
/ A7 D / A7 D - / D G / Bm G - / A7 D / A7 F# - / / Bm - / G A7 D - - - /
She can kill with her teeth, she can wound with her claws
She can ruin your face without very much cause
What the full moon reveals, she don't want you to see
She howls like a dog
But she's always a werewolf to me
She can lead you a chase, on four legs or on just two
And it's like pulling teeth just to get her to trust you
Lock her up once a month and don't let her get free
Or you'll read in the Times
Why she's always a werewolf to me
(Bridge #1)
Oh, she takes care of herself
Won't get raped more than once
She's the least of her kind*
Oh, and if she's not enough
There's her vampire boyfriend
Who just might change your mind
/ Bm - E7 - A - / F#m D G - / Em A7 D - - - / / Dm - G7 - C - / Am - Bb - / E E7 A - - - /
She's as lovely as Eve in the Garden of Eden
But avoid any gropes or she'll leave you there bleedin'
She buys Nair and razors in bulk, nat'rally
Blame it all on the fur
'Cause she's always a werewolf to me
(Bridge #2)
Oh, all her dinners are cold—
Hard to get steak tartare
With no pockets for cash;
Oh, all her jewelry is gold
'Cause the silver ear-clips
I gave her caused a rash...
You would not want her bill for twice-yearly teeth cleaning;
She gives P.M.S. a whole gruesome new meaning
But she can't be convicted -- no corpse left, y'see
And the most cops will do
Is laugh pointing at you
But she's always a werewolf to me
Hmmm...
... / Bm - / G D / Em A7 D - - - /
*Yes, that is a reference to Cat Faber's Pegasus Award-winning song "The Least of My Kind," in case you were wondering. (Hi, Cat!)
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Parody lyrics ©2007 by Matt G. Leger. Performance or recording for profit requires prior written consent of all copyright holders. All other uses freely permitted so long as this credit is retained unaltered.
Music: "She's Always a Woman" by Billy Joel / Parody Lyrics by Matt G. Leger
Chords courtesy of guntheranderson.com
Dedicated to Nina Ash and Angel
/ A7 D / A7 D - / D G / Bm G - / A7 D / A7 F# - / / Bm - / G A7 D - - - /
She can kill with her teeth, she can wound with her claws
She can ruin your face without very much cause
What the full moon reveals, she don't want you to see
She howls like a dog
But she's always a werewolf to me
She can lead you a chase, on four legs or on just two
And it's like pulling teeth just to get her to trust you
Lock her up once a month and don't let her get free
Or you'll read in the Times
Why she's always a werewolf to me
(Bridge #1)
Oh, she takes care of herself
Won't get raped more than once
She's the least of her kind*
Oh, and if she's not enough
There's her vampire boyfriend
Who just might change your mind
/ Bm - E7 - A - / F#m D G - / Em A7 D - - - / / Dm - G7 - C - / Am - Bb - / E E7 A - - - /
She's as lovely as Eve in the Garden of Eden
But avoid any gropes or she'll leave you there bleedin'
She buys Nair and razors in bulk, nat'rally
Blame it all on the fur
'Cause she's always a werewolf to me
(Bridge #2)
Oh, all her dinners are cold—
Hard to get steak tartare
With no pockets for cash;
Oh, all her jewelry is gold
'Cause the silver ear-clips
I gave her caused a rash...
You would not want her bill for twice-yearly teeth cleaning;
She gives P.M.S. a whole gruesome new meaning
But she can't be convicted -- no corpse left, y'see
And the most cops will do
Is laugh pointing at you
But she's always a werewolf to me
Hmmm...
... / Bm - / G D / Em A7 D - - - /
*Yes, that is a reference to Cat Faber's Pegasus Award-winning song "The Least of My Kind," in case you were wondering. (Hi, Cat!)
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Parody lyrics ©2007 by Matt G. Leger. Performance or recording for profit requires prior written consent of all copyright holders. All other uses freely permitted so long as this credit is retained unaltered.
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Date: 2007-05-02 02:08 am (UTC)Very nice!
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Date: 2007-05-02 02:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-05 08:10 pm (UTC)