Today's memes: Two for the price of one

Gleefully gacked from khaosworks:
Go through my interests list and pick one that 1) you know nothing about but sounds intriguing, or 2) you know something about but can't fathom why yours truly would be interested in it, or 3) you know a lot about and love and want to natter on with a kindred spirit and request an explanation (or natter away:-). Could be fun, could just be a new way to start a conversation.

And from half my friends list:
Ten references I expect only my nearest and dearest to get:
1. "Someone's knockin' on my barn doh-or..."
2. "Yes, Your Honor, it's true; this man has no dick."
3. "It's hot! Damned hot! Were you born on the sun?!"
4. "Character is what you are in the dark."
5. "Yeah, yeah, patience. How long will that take?"
6. "Were you born an asshole / Or have you worked on it your whole life?"
7. "Any old port in a storm / Any old hole, hole, hole..."
8. "I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you." BANG! "What a senseless waste of human life..."
9. "This chick is TOAST!!!"
10. "Let's go home, honey...I'll bake you a carrot cake."